A San Francisco bacon restaurant is in fear of being closed down by a nosey neighbor. Complaints of the bacon smell permeating the neighborhood are a waft. Who doesn’t love the smell of bacon?
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After a five-year tenure with the Starbucks Coffee Company, I can confidently say I’ve seen my fair share of odd human behavior. I’ve even leveraged this experience to write long, bitter tomes about coffee shop etiquette (what to do and not to do) when visiting your local caffeine haven.
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He convinced his followers to perform fellatio on him so they could receive the Holy Spirit. Nothing says hell-bound like this story.
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On the heels of the government approval for the “morning after pill” being available over the counter to girls as young as 15, California’s own, The Condom Access Project, will now provide condoms to local kids for free.
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What do carnivals, bananas, dreadlocks, and $2,600 USD have in common? A New Hampshire man with a gambling problem, that’s what.
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Women like to wear lacey bras and revealing thongs when it’s time to “slip into something more comfortable” in an attempt to excite their men, but some men feel the same way apparently.
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May the 4th be with you? What in the world is that all about? As our editors shake their heads in disgust, they’ve explained to me that Saturday is a kind of a big deal to you Trekkies.
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It’s the question you’ve always been too scared to ask: “Can I boost my immune system by eating my boogers?”
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Tacoma police in Washington are really up for a seriously strict yearly review in what I can only describe as the single most amazing display of human rights ever shown by an authority figure.
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In a perfect world I could begin this blog with a joke about Budweiser Brazil drinking too much of their own product and submitting their April Fools Day joke one month too late.
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