The week belonged to Google. Don’t worry about getting up for your Applesauce; Google already knows what you’re going to choose and has found a third party to sell it to you.
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This episode of Applesauce is brought to you by the Alleged Cheap iPhone, now in five vibrant colors! Runs iOS 7! Damn near affordable for everyone in the entire family!
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We’ve talked before about iOS 7, yes? I’ll put it another way…I’ve rambled on and on about iOS 7 and the extremely important role it can play in Apple’s history, yes?
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This has been one of those perfect weeks where the duality of Apple is seen as brilliantly as a picture of running zebras across a marsh on a Retina MacBook Pro. Really…that brilliant.
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This week’s Applesauce is completely free of old-man rants about those ridiculous iWatches. Because I care. Let’s get clean with some Applesauce.
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On Monday, news broke that several companies have issued a complaint to European regulators about some anticompetitive behaviors of a certain Silicon Valley company. Quick, I’ll give you two guesses as to which company they were talking about. (If you guessed Apple, you’re reading the wrong snarky blog.)
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Has a brainstorm taken you away from the norm? Well, then I’ve got to tell you something…Applesauce is the color of your energy.
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New iPhone rumors, T-Mobile finally gets an iPhone, and Facebook might be getting a phone. Phones, phones, everywhere…and not a drop of Applesauce to drink.
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Jony Ive will be the savior to lead Apple back to their level of posterity. Mark my words. And why does everyone in the world want a smartwatch? Grab a jar, it’s time to get saucy.
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Android and Samsung (are completely destroying Apple, plundering their castle and dragging a naked Tim Cook through the streets of the charred kingdom. Let’s get some Applesauce. I need something to wash away the image of a naked Tim Cook being drug though ancient ruins.
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