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Did You Buy An iPad Air? Apple Will Make It Obsolete By March

Nov 09, 13 Did You Buy An iPad Air? Apple Will Make It Obsolete By March

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Apple got weird on us last year. Remember that? They launched the third generation iPad in the spring, just as they had always done, but they didn’t really have anything to call it. It wasn’t the iPad 3, the natural successor to the iPad 2.

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Tim Cook Is The Man: Apple Finds Way To Improve iPad For Less Money

Nov 07, 13 Tim Cook Is The Man: Apple Finds Way To Improve iPad For Less Money

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For some reason, anytime Apple releases a new product people just can’t wait to destroy the thing. There are some who do it more as a statement, as a way to royally anger the people who spent days waiting in line and there are others who destroy these things in a more civilized manner to…well, royally anger Apple haters who think Apple, a for-profit company, shouldn't be making much profit.

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Apple Finally Hires Someone to Run Their Retail Stores

Oct 16, 13 Apple Finally Hires Someone to Run Their Retail Stores

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Apple is a fancy company. They recently hired the former CEO of fancy French luxury group Yves Saint Laurent to work on “special projects.” (Many people think this means a watch.) Last year Eddy Cue joined the executive board of Ferrari, leading many people, I’m sure, to ask him if he could “hook them up.” And of course, there’s Jony Ive. Or should I say, “Sir Jony Ive?”

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iOS 7 Is So Sick, People Are Vomiting

Oct 02, 13 iOS 7 Is So Sick, People Are Vomiting

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When Apple released iOS 7 two weeks ago, people rushed the servers to be the first to try the new parallax effect and see just how different Ive’s operating system is from Forstall’s. As it turned out, some with sensitive tummies were quite bothered by all the zooming in and out iOS 7 does when opening and closing apps. And that parallax effect? Forget about it.

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The iPhone 5S Is Gold So You Know It’s Working

Sep 21, 13 The iPhone 5S Is Gold So You Know It’s Working

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After Apple announced the iPhone 5C and iPhone 5S, loved and loathed Apple pundit John Gruber took to his site Daringfireball.net to give us a few thoughts about the announcement. He, of course, had some pretty good things to say about the new direction Apple is heading.

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Gold iPhone 5S Is Hot In Hong Kong

Sep 18, 13 Gold iPhone 5S Is Hot In Hong Kong

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Call it a basal human instinct, but as soon as I saw the gold iPhone 5S I knew I had to have it. I’m not a gold kind of guy, but come on…it’s the first ever golden iPhone! I might have wanted one, but several pundits and well-to-do’s in the tech circuit questioned who would buy such a thing.

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The iPhone 5cheap Isn’t

Sep 11, 13 The iPhone 5cheap Isn’t

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I’ve still got some smoke emitting from my keyboard, but there were a few thoughts I had from Tuesday’s Apple Keynote. First: The iPhone 5C isn’t cheap. Isn’t that the whole point of creating a stupid plastic phone? In his product video, a crucial part of any Apple even, Jony Ive really leaned into the whole plastic thing and called it “unapologetically plastic.” I mean, come on, Jony.

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Cheapskates Rejoice! Video Reveals iPhone 5C Can Run Safari

Sep 04, 13 Cheapskates Rejoice! Video Reveals iPhone 5C Can Run Safari

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A video of what’s said to be a red iPhone 5C is being tossed around the Internet and, guess what? It can surf the web. Following the same track of every other iPhone 5C rumor to hit the web, this video comes to us courtesy of China’s fine social networks.

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Some Email Says iOS 7 Will Be Available On September 10

Aug 29, 13 Some Email Says iOS 7 Will Be Available On September 10

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An email from Nuance, the same company that powers the voice-recognition of Siri, claims Apple will release iOS 7 on September 10, the same day they’re widely expected to announce the next iPhone, or iPhones.

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iPhone 5S Rumor Round-Up: Will There Be An A7 Processor?

Aug 27, 13 iPhone 5S Rumor Round-Up: Will There Be An A7 Processor?

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Fox News tech guru Clayton Morris claims the new iPhone -- expected to look exactly like the old one, but IN GOLD -- will have a separate chip dedicated entirely to “motion tracking.” It’s not really clear what a motion tracking chip would do, but in a follow up Tweet, Morris said something about an “interesting camera upgrade,” so, you know.

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