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About Michael Harper

Michael is a fan of All things alphabetical, The Beatles, his MacBook Pro, the Oxford Comma, and Vinyl LPs. When he isn’t forcing metaphors into tech stories, he’s usually brewing craft beer, following the Texas Rangers, and reliving his youth in a 90s cover band. He and his wife let a cat live with them, rent free, and escape to the mountains as often as possible. Michael is also an NPR listener and long-time vegetarian. For Twitter fun-times, follow @Oh_Okay.

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The Buddy Cup Will Destroy Us All

May 01, 13 The Buddy Cup Will Destroy Us All

Posted by in Technology, WTF???

In a perfect world I could begin this blog with a joke about Budweiser Brazil drinking too much of their own product and submitting their April Fools Day joke one month too late.

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Man Receives Bill From Virgin Beyond The Grave

Apr 30, 13 Man Receives Bill From Virgin Beyond The Grave

Posted by in Technology, WTF???

Across the pond, Virgin Media has fallen prey to the automated demons and, as these things often go, the blunder was an instant viral hit.

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Coffee With Cook

Apr 29, 13 Coffee With Cook

Posted by in Technology

Website Charitybuzz.com is auctioning off a once in a lifetime opportunity to do good and get caffeinated with Apple CEO Tim Cook and, as of this writing, the current bid is up to $600,000.

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iTunes Turns Ten, Or How I Blew $150 My First Time

On April 28th, 2003, Apple changed the music industry and, in turn, the world when they released the iTunes Music Store. The store is now available in 119 countries across the world and according to this week’s earning report earned a record-breaking $4 billion in revenue. Not bad for ten years.

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Applesauce: All Things Apple – April 28, 2013

Apr 28, 13 Applesauce: All Things Apple – April 28, 2013

Posted by in Applesauce, Technology

This has been one of those perfect weeks where the duality of Apple is seen as brilliantly as a picture of running zebras across a marsh on a Retina MacBook Pro. Really…that brilliant.

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Apple Leaves Developers Wanting More After Just Two Minutes of Intense Action

Apr 26, 13 Apple Leaves Developers Wanting More After Just Two Minutes of Intense Action

Posted by in Technology

Apple’s latest WWDC is slated for June 10-14 in San Francisco, California. Tickets went on sale yesterday at 10 am Pacific Standard Time and after two minutes, many Apple developers were left wondering “is that it?” when tickets sold out. Yes, apparently it only takes Apple two minutes to completely blow their load and reach for a smoke.

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Kansas Man Wants To Kill Verizon’s Contracts

Apr 23, 13 Kansas Man Wants To Kill Verizon’s Contracts

Posted by in Technology

It’s too early to tell how many customers are ditching AT&T, Sprint or Verizon for T-Mobile, but it appears their willingness to eschew contracts has caused some customers on other carriers to rise up and revolt.

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Smiling Louisville Fan Receives Bionic Hands

Apr 22, 13 Smiling Louisville Fan Receives Bionic Hands

Posted by in Health, Technology

It’s a story that’s a little bit Star Wars and a little bit Apple promo; Jason Koger is the world’s first double amputee patient to receive a pair of bionic hands controlled by an iPhone app.

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Applesauce: All Things Apple – April 21, 2013

Apr 21, 13 Applesauce: All Things Apple – April 21, 2013

Posted by in Applesauce, Technology

This week’s Applesauce is completely free of old-man rants about those ridiculous iWatches. Because I care. Let’s get clean with some Applesauce.

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The PC Is Dead And Windows 8 Helped Kill It

Apr 20, 13 The PC Is Dead And Windows 8 Helped Kill It

Posted by in Technology

If you ask me, the PCs sort of had it coming. Oh, sales numbers have been falling for years, but this past quarter saw PC sales reach the lowest point since 2006, when IDC first began keeping track of these kinds of things.

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