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Google Maps Wins Award For Being On iOS

Oct 05, 13 Google Maps Wins Award For Being On iOS

Posted by in Google This, Technology

I’ve spoken before about the disparities between Google Maps in real life and the perception of Google Maps following the iOS 6 Maps fiasco. Granted, it’s a difficult discussion to have. Discussing mapping applications (because apparently that’s something I do at bars) can be like discussing wireless carriers. (Another conversation I have at bars. I’m a blast to drink with. No, really.)

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Samsung Fakes It – Benchmark Scores That Is

Oct 04, 13 Samsung Fakes It – Benchmark Scores That Is

Posted by in Technology

A quick Google of “Apple A7 benchmarks” brings up headlines like “Apple’s iPhone 5S A7 Is A Benchmarking Beast,” “Apple’s 64-bit A7 Is No Gimmick,” and iPhone A7 Chip Benchmarks: Forget the Specs, It Blows Everything Away.” Independent reviewers seem to agree; the A7 is a hell of a chip and is more than capable of standing on its own. Samsung’s newer, larger chip, by the way, can’t perform this well.

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Ctrl-Alt-Del A Mistake, Still No Word On Zune

Oct 03, 13 Ctrl-Alt-Del A Mistake, Still No Word On Zune

Posted by in Technology

Windows’ Ctrl-Alt-Del has became a commonly understood code, especially for those who experienced a crashed PC. Somehow this silly and antiquated code still exists in Windows 8 and now, former Microsoft CEO Bill Gates is admitting that it was a mistake to ever rely on this code in Windows.

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iOS 7 Is So Sick, People Are Vomiting

Oct 02, 13 iOS 7 Is So Sick, People Are Vomiting

Posted by in Applesauce, Technology

When Apple released iOS 7 two weeks ago, people rushed the servers to be the first to try the new parallax effect and see just how different Ive’s operating system is from Forstall’s. As it turned out, some with sensitive tummies were quite bothered by all the zooming in and out iOS 7 does when opening and closing apps. And that parallax effect? Forget about it.

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Man Tries To Impress Girlfriend, Has Penis Amputated

Sep 26, 13 Man Tries To Impress Girlfriend, Has Penis Amputated

Posted by in Health, WTF???

Yet another man has made the crucial error in assuming that if a little is good then a lot more must be better. A Columbian man named Polanía was trying to impress his girlfriend, as you do, and intentionally overdosed on Viagra. The doctors found the 66-year old’s penis to be fractured and infected with the earliest stages of gangrene and had no choice but to amputate the farmer’s “little helper.”

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Man Brews Beer In His Belly

Sep 22, 13 Man Brews Beer In His Belly

Posted by in Health, WTF???

Brewing your own beer can be a lot of fun. There’s a special kind of satisfaction that comes with showing up to a party, naked brown bottles in hand, and telling fellow merry-makers, “Why yes, I did brew this beer.” One man in East Texas, however, has not enjoyed his home brewing experience.

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The iPhone 5S Is Gold So You Know It’s Working

Sep 21, 13 The iPhone 5S Is Gold So You Know It’s Working

Posted by in Applesauce, Technology

After Apple announced the iPhone 5C and iPhone 5S, loved and loathed Apple pundit John Gruber took to his site Daringfireball.net to give us a few thoughts about the announcement. He, of course, had some pretty good things to say about the new direction Apple is heading.

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Feces Be With You (And Also With You)

Sep 20, 13 Feces Be With You (And Also With You)

Posted by in Health

Here’s a quick tip about the American journalism circuit: Anytime you can quote a source as saying contaminated holy water could kill a baby, you’ve really got something.

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Founders Brewery Channels Apple in Tear jerking Video

Sep 19, 13 Founders Brewery Channels Apple in Tear jerking Video

Posted by in Lifestyle

Have you ever seen a beer commercial that made you cry? In a very touching video (and a brilliant marketing campaign), the founders of Founders Brewery share a bit of their story with every ounce of emotional appeal normally reserved for Apple product commercials.

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Gold iPhone 5S Is Hot In Hong Kong

Sep 18, 13 Gold iPhone 5S Is Hot In Hong Kong

Posted by in Applesauce, Technology

Call it a basal human instinct, but as soon as I saw the gold iPhone 5S I knew I had to have it. I’m not a gold kind of guy, but come on…it’s the first ever golden iPhone! I might have wanted one, but several pundits and well-to-do’s in the tech circuit questioned who would buy such a thing.

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