Brazilian Pastor Claims Penis Contains “Holy Milk”
He convinced his followers to perform fellatio on him so they could receive the Holy Spirit. Nothing says hell-bound like this story.
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He convinced his followers to perform fellatio on him so they could receive the Holy Spirit. Nothing says hell-bound like this story.
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A 105-year-old Texas woman claims daily rations of bacon are her key to longevity. Screw scientific research, healthy eating, and overall logic; eat more bacon and live forever!
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Cad files for 3D printable guns that actually fire were recently available online and have been downloaded more than 100,000 times since being made available Monday; impressive innovation or impending doom?
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On the heels of the government approval for the “morning after pill” being available over the counter to girls as young as 15, California’s own, The Condom Access Project, will now provide condoms to local kids for free.
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What do carnivals, bananas, dreadlocks, and $2,600 USD have in common? A New Hampshire man with a gambling problem, that’s what.
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Women like to wear lacey bras and revealing thongs when it’s time to “slip into something more comfortable” in an attempt to excite their men, but some men feel the same way apparently.
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May the 4th be with you? What in the world is that all about? As our editors shake their heads in disgust, they’ve explained to me that Saturday is a kind of a big deal to you Trekkies.
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72,000 bugs were released Inside Mall of America, and it wasn’t an April Fools’ Day joke.
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Pictures, posts, and videos of your kids, the awesome meal you made, or the new outfit you bought are all good and fine, but don’t get carried away. Posting criminal activity on blogs and social networking sites can get you locked up in a hurry.
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Oh, uh, we were, err, um, we were just um wrestling; can you leave mommy and daddy alone for a little while, please? And knock next time, would ya? Surely, it’s happened to you at least once, and if it hasn’t yet, it will. How should you handle it?
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