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About Anthony Gorrity

Anthony writes for blogs.redOrbit.com. In addition to his redOrbit banter, Anthony is the owner and operator of One Call Design, a Visual Communications student at Lone Star College-CyFair, and President for the college's chapter of Phi Theta Kappa International Honor Society. He's happily married to his childhood friend and a proud Dad of one daughter. He enjoys watching his futile Houston sports teams, playing on his MacBook Pro, and spending time with his family. In his spare time Anthony can be found volunteering at church, playing basketball with the neighborhood kids while dutifully blocking their shots, and playing paintball when he can afford it. Anthony is a self-proclaimed goofball and admits to uncontrollably telling jokes at awkward moments when humor can’t possibly fix a situation.

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Brazilian Pastor Claims Penis Contains “Holy Milk”

May 14, 13 Brazilian Pastor Claims Penis Contains “Holy Milk”

Posted by in WTF???

He convinced his followers to perform fellatio on him so they could receive the Holy Spirit. Nothing says hell-bound like this story.

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Healthy, Schmealthy! Eat More Bacon, Live Forever

May 13, 13 Healthy, Schmealthy! Eat More Bacon, Live Forever

Posted by in Health

A 105-year-old Texas woman claims daily rations of bacon are her key to longevity. Screw scientific research, healthy eating, and overall logic; eat more bacon and live forever!

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Only In Texas: Printable 3D Guns (That Actually Fire)

May 12, 13 Only In Texas: Printable 3D Guns (That Actually Fire)

Posted by in Eye On The News, Technology

Cad files for 3D printable guns that actually fire were recently available online and have been downloaded more than 100,000 times since being made available Monday; impressive innovation or impending doom?

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Free Condoms For Everyone, Even 12-Year-Old Kids?

May 07, 13 Free Condoms For Everyone, Even 12-Year-Old Kids?

Posted by in Health, WTF???

On the heels of the government approval for the “morning after pill” being available over the counter to girls as young as 15, California’s own, The Condom Access Project, will now provide condoms to local kids for free.

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New Hampshire Man Spends $2,600 On A Banana

May 06, 13 New Hampshire Man Spends $2,600 On A Banana

Posted by in WTF???

What do carnivals, bananas, dreadlocks, and $2,600 USD have in common? A New Hampshire man with a gambling problem, that’s what.

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Men Need to Feel Sexy Too! Lingerie For Everyone

May 05, 13 Men Need to Feel Sexy Too! Lingerie For Everyone

Posted by in Lifestyle, WTF???

Women like to wear lacey bras and revealing thongs when it’s time to “slip into something more comfortable” in an attempt to excite their men, but some men feel the same way apparently.

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I’ve Never Seen Star Wars

May the 4th be with you? What in the world is that all about? As our editors shake their heads in disgust, they’ve explained to me that Saturday is a kind of a big deal to you Trekkies.

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Bug-Infested Mall? Relax, It’s A Good Thing

Apr 30, 13 Bug-Infested Mall? Relax, It’s A Good Thing

Posted by in Science

72,000 bugs were released Inside Mall of America, and it wasn’t an April Fools’ Day joke.

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Social Media Over-Sharing Can Land You In Cuffs

Apr 29, 13 Social Media Over-Sharing Can Land You In Cuffs

Posted by in Lifestyle, Technology

Pictures, posts, and videos of your kids, the awesome meal you made, or the new outfit you bought are all good and fine, but don’t get carried away. Posting criminal activity on blogs and social networking sites can get you locked up in a hurry.

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Scarring Children For Life: When Kids Walk In On You Doing The Nasty (Part2)

Apr 28, 13 Scarring Children For Life: When Kids Walk In On You Doing The Nasty (Part2)

Posted by in Lifestyle

Oh, uh, we were, err, um, we were just um wrestling; can you leave mommy and daddy alone for a little while, please? And knock next time, would ya? Surely, it’s happened to you at least once, and if it hasn’t yet, it will. How should you handle it?

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