15 Warning Signs Of A Problem Client
Let me preface this article by mentioning the vast majority of my clients whom I adore, whom have been a joy with which to work, and whom have been with me (usually) for years. Their work got me through the recession, when no one was hiring any designers or web developers, and all the local designers were scrambling for a handful of clients. I take care of my clients, and they take care of me. It’s a lovefest.
But then there are the clients I am not heartbroken to lose. Here is my list of the 15 warnings signs of a problem client.
- â€śI usually donâ€™t like anything I see, so we may never get this project finished.â€ť Iâ€™ve actually had a client say this to me. While his honesty was refreshing, uuummm, we didnâ€™t last long.
- â€śI have no experience in the business Iâ€™m starting.â€ť This client often needs much more education than someone already in the business. They tend to be very insecure and extremely focused on one way of doing things â€“ a way that might not be the best way of doing things. I often find these people have not run a business before. One potential client was an older woman and her friend (I am an older woman) who were going to open a t-shirt printing business, and they had never done anything remotely graphic. I had to explain what the different graphic files were, and what â€ścenteredâ€ť text meant. They also handed me a logo created by elementary-aged grandchild to â€śclean upâ€ť and use.
- â€śI need this brochure designed and printed in 2 weeks for a conference.â€ť Unrealistic expectations are crazy to work with. In this case, unless the brochure is going to be copied, I usually plan on two weeks for the printing alone, let alone design, review, design changes, and change reviews and sign off for the printer. They have a hard time hearing, â€śThen you should have started this brochure 3 weeks ago, at least. Can we talk about how to dial back what you need to get this done in time?â€ť
- â€śThe last 3 people Iâ€™ve hired to do this have been terrible!â€ť Maybe the problem is not the last 3 people. Even if I hear that the last person was a big disappointment, I take it with a grain of salt, because I donâ€™t know the whole story. When I was young and stupid, I used to think that if the last person was so awful, I would be the superhero designer coming in to save the project. Not so much, anymore, because chances are, a frequently disappointed client wonâ€™t like anything I produce, either, and they wonâ€™t like anything that anyone else comes up with.
- â€śThis is what I require for my project â€“ I think.â€ť Iâ€™m so leery of doing Requests for Proposals (RFPs) or Requests for Quotes (RFQ) because the person putting together the requirements often doesnâ€™t know what theyâ€™re asking for, like a counter for their website (seriously, no one does that anymore), or the legal requirements if theyâ€™re government funded. You put so. much. work. into one, and it wasn’t what they needed anyway. Some clients kind of have an idea of what they want, and then partway into the project, they change course, requiring a â€śChange of Scopeâ€ť agreement or a new contract. Donâ€™t get me wrong â€“ many people Iâ€™ve talked to can be steered into a more cohesive direction with some judiciously worded questions. This is just a warning.
- â€śMy directions to you are going to be cryptic, and I assume youâ€™ll figure it out.â€ťÂ Unless you can crawl into this person’s head, or they’re open to manyÂ clarifyingÂ questions, move along.
- â€śThis is what I want. Make it so. I donâ€™t want to discuss anything else.â€ť Unless theyâ€™re an advertising or marketing firm, or have experience in that, this one is likely to be a big problem. This kind also tends to hand you artwork from their small children to incorporate the corporate piece into what youâ€™ll be building.
- â€śIâ€™m sorry I havenâ€™t responded to your phone call or email in a month. Iâ€™ve been so busy.â€ť I have a clause in my contract saying that if the person is very busy, they might want to appoint someone authorized to make decisions or their project may be removed from my production schedule. I have two clients who are really lovely people, but Iâ€™ve been waiting 6 months for their web content. Iâ€™ve even offered to help them create it. Theyâ€™ve paid nonrefundable deposits.â€¦Their projects have been removed from my schedule, and I periodically remind them of their job. If you have someone with a tight deadline, impress upon him or her the dire consequences for their project if they donâ€™t respond promptly with what you need to complete it.
- â€śIâ€™m a programmer [or fill in the blank] myself and set everything up.â€ť Then you find out they donâ€™t know anything about the details of doing what you do. But they try to tell you how to do your job. If they do know, Iâ€™m happy to have a conversation and take their lead. If they donâ€™t know, I sure wish theyâ€™d get out of my way and let me work. Iâ€™ll even explain to them in mind-numbing detail what Iâ€™m doing and why, if they’d like. On the clock.
- â€śI know every project of mine has been a rush, and this project is a rush too! Can you squeeze my job in?â€ť I donâ€™t mind the occasional rush job, and wonâ€™t even charge a rush charge, but if every job is a rush, my other clients are not going to appreciate it if I keep putting this clientâ€™s jobs to the head of the line.
- â€śI donâ€™t have much of a budget on this, and your price is too high.â€ť And then they try to bargain you down, sometimes even with the promise of a bunch of work later. Run away, run away. If you have a history with each other, maybe negotiate. I’ll recommend the local art school’s students if they want something that cheap.
- â€śYou are going to get direction from me and another person in the organization.â€ť Except you end up answering to 3 or 4 and the secretary, and you get asked to changed things back and forth.
- â€śIâ€™ll trust your judgment.â€ť No, they wonâ€™t. Be extra careful to have them sign off of everything.
- â€śIâ€™ll take care of you.â€ť They never do. Unless someone who has been with you for a while says this; then they always do.
- â€śThis will be easy [or quick].â€ť No, it wonâ€™t be.
There is no such thing as a perfect client, and thereâ€™s no such thing as a perfect designer (see my next blog post) â€“Â including me, but in 40+ years, Iâ€™ve made many mental notes on â€śWhat have I learned from this horrible experience?â€ť I have a fairly comprehensive contract (thatâ€™s another blog post), but thereâ€™s just not enough paper in the world to protect against everything that can come up. Communicate, state and restate your expectations in a loving tone, and make sure you work with a net (your contract).
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